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threadsinthistapestry:

Old Spice what the fuck

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guard-mermaid:

drowningbynostalgia:

daffodilic:

youlovelylilshit:

Soooo I got asked out Friday🙈

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING OF MY LIFE WHAT THE FUCK 😩😍

I DIED OF CUTENESS IM SCREAMING

MY EXPECTATIONS JUST RAISED A MILLION POINTS! 💝🍪

itssexualhour:

When I was twenty, and very stupid, I was utterly in love with my economics professor. It is one of the most unsexy subjects, but the way this man talked about numbers was obscene. It helped that he was fucking gorgeous, too. There was a boy in econ who always sat next to me…

vixyish:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor

Some years ago, a good friend of mine got denied benefits— I think it was food stamps— because she had a car. Not an expensive or fancy car, but still a car. It was considered an…

perlockholmes:

waitrose:

waitrose:

one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits 

i shit you not

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I guess pacman really fucked them up, then

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stability:

"stop thinking about it" wow thank u I am cured u should write a book

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

sh8-bit-angora:

needthisbook:

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lu Lu

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper gazing into the mirror before a self-portrait

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper painting his self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty in action

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie: abstract expressionist

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnies finished work

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey contemplating

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger's 'Stripped Bare Birds', 1992.

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess' 'Regularly Ridiculed Rodents', 1993.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie the peripheral realist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

this literally makes me so happy

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